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Date: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 at 15:05:07
From: Hoj
Website: http://www.flugonline.webs.com/
Okay, time for "Star Floors". To be honest, I really think the name is cheesey, and I HATE TGF games that you have to install. Clickteam should never have added this feature!
The intro to this game is just as cheesey as the name. And as usual, the main menu has a "controls" option, that doesn't work. So I had to figure out the controls for myself - as usual.
I pressed the start button, and instantly found myself in the middle of an "epic" battle field. With the death star in front of me - and lazers shooting everywhere! I died within a few seconds, and the level restarted, this time I quickly used the arrow keys to move around, and started hitted shift, ctrl and space, desperately trying to shoot! I died again, but not without realising there was a crosshair on the screen, it look me another few deaths before noticing I had to RIGHT click to shoot.
The first time I managed to complete this level, I had killed all of the enemy ships, but nothing happened. I waited for a moment, and started to wonder if I had come to the end of the demo, which had lasted about 5 seconds of play time so far. I reset the game, and had to watch the intro again - SO TEMPTED to quit at this point. I did the first level again and surely enough I went on to the next level afterwards. There was no more game play. Just some cutscene remake, and trust me, I have to stress the extreme diabolicalness of it. I have never seen anything as bad as this on m2k games, so far.
Don't play. It's bad. Real bad. In fact, do play - it's a perfect example of how NOT to make a game. There is only two elements that saves this game from complete failer, firstly, the amusing hand drawn graphics, and secondly, the fact it's star wars related.
May the force be with you if you play this trash. |
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